smidgetz:

vvitchhunty:

fuckyeahlavernecox:

Laverne Cox, Emmy Awards 2014 red carpet.

Oh my goddddddddddddc give
Me this Hera Aphrodite Artemis Luna Hecate queennnnnnnnnnnsssssssssssssssssssssss ride golden chariots and shoot arrows into my THROAT

Gorgeous

jcash91:

I laughed so hard at this.

karasratworld:

Rat chins everyone.

jncos:

*snifts wine* do i detect a hint of grapes?

carnivaloftherandom:

curlykytta:

comedium:

news flash: bbc finally does something right

Listen up college kiddies that think your drunken escapades don’t matter!

Ooh, and bonus Colin Salmon.

(x)

rockluke:

stilesinatrenchcoat:

phoenixx23:

spookyflys:


thanl:


psyducked:


romancingthelookyloos:


romancingthelookyloos:


I think we should talk about puberty…





yo imma let you finish but


I had one of the best puberty transformations of all time



yes okay but

girls can do it too


Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts.  Time to bring in a puberty professional.
BEFORE PUBERTY:
After puberty:

…. wait.  That’s not right.  Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.

Ah, yes, there we go.  Right after I sold my soul to Satan. 


fuckin

PLOT
TWIST


Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated

this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are

rockluke:

stilesinatrenchcoat:

phoenixx23:

spookyflys:

thanl:

psyducked:

romancingthelookyloos:

romancingthelookyloos:

I think we should talk about puberty…

image

yo imma let you finish but

I had one of the best puberty transformations of all time

yes okay but

girls can do it too

Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts.  Time to bring in a puberty professional.

BEFORE PUBERTY:

image

After puberty:

image

…. wait.  That’s not right.  Hold on.

Let’s fast-forward about five more years.

image

Ah, yes, there we go.  Right after I sold my soul to Satan. 

fuckin

photo IMG_0998_zps8237a196.jpg

PLOT

photo 168953_175287445844057_6570840_n-1_zps737126b9.jpgTWIST

photo 537080_221894307976482_994889695_n_zps3943ffdd.jpg

Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated

this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are

stripperina:

xxbellaxy:

damnaveragesheep:

stripperina:

rachellgmh:

I love that these ladies basically sent these dudes howlers.

At work the other day, a customer tried to take a photo of myself and another dancer, which is explicitly against the rules of our club. I grabbed his phone out of his hand, deleted the pics, and then proceeded to text his parent’s mobile number a message that basically said “I’m at the stripclub and I tried to sneak a picture so now strippers have stolen my phone and are texting you so you know that I’m bad at respecting club rules.”

dude

OMG STRIPPERINA WHAT A GENIUS IDEA.

Hahaha yeah my friend was like “Just delete the pics!” and I was like “No. I need my revenge.”

stripperina:

xxbellaxy:

damnaveragesheep:

stripperina:

rachellgmh:

I love that these ladies basically sent these dudes howlers.

At work the other day, a customer tried to take a photo of myself and another dancer, which is explicitly against the rules of our club. I grabbed his phone out of his hand, deleted the pics, and then proceeded to text his parent’s mobile number a message that basically said “I’m at the stripclub and I tried to sneak a picture so now strippers have stolen my phone and are texting you so you know that I’m bad at respecting club rules.”

dude

OMG STRIPPERINA WHAT A GENIUS IDEA.

Hahaha yeah my friend was like “Just delete the pics!” and I was like “No. I need my revenge.”

fuckyeahjerm:

cannibalczar:

tastefullyoffensive:

Perfectly Timed Dog Photos [boredpanda]

Previously: Before and After Pictures of Animals Growing Up

fuckyeahjerm

Dogs, man. Dogs.

soufflesforgallifrey:

What are you doing?

tagged → #doctor who
no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code

no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code

stripperina:

xxbellaxy:

damnaveragesheep:

stripperina:

rachellgmh:

I love that these ladies basically sent these dudes howlers.

At work the other day, a customer tried to take a photo of myself and another dancer, which is explicitly against the rules of our club. I grabbed his phone out of his hand, deleted the pics, and then proceeded to text his parent’s mobile number a message that basically said “I’m at the stripclub and I tried to sneak a picture so now strippers have stolen my phone and are texting you so you know that I’m bad at respecting club rules.”

dude

OMG STRIPPERINA WHAT A GENIUS IDEA.

Hahaha yeah my friend was like “Just delete the pics!” and I was like “No. I need my revenge.”

stripperina:

xxbellaxy:

damnaveragesheep:

stripperina:

rachellgmh:

I love that these ladies basically sent these dudes howlers.

At work the other day, a customer tried to take a photo of myself and another dancer, which is explicitly against the rules of our club. I grabbed his phone out of his hand, deleted the pics, and then proceeded to text his parent’s mobile number a message that basically said “I’m at the stripclub and I tried to sneak a picture so now strippers have stolen my phone and are texting you so you know that I’m bad at respecting club rules.”

dude

OMG STRIPPERINA WHAT A GENIUS IDEA.

Hahaha yeah my friend was like “Just delete the pics!” and I was like “No. I need my revenge.”

"anyway, whatever i guess."
— me, probably, about some complex personal emotional problem  (via geeses)

Blue Ivy reacting to seeing herself on the screen during Beyonce’s VMA performance.