I shall uphold my sacred oath to protect this realm as its gatekeeper. If your return threatens the safety of Asgard, my gate will remain shut and you will be left to perish.
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does anyone else sort of get a lesbian vibe from ellen degeneres?
That one on the far right is the TURDIS
#Doctor poo in the turdis
Timelord Urinal & Refuse Disposal In Space
DID YOU JUST
WHY U DO
any excuse to reblog this photo again tbh
AnalThrasher69 is a good person
This is literally my favourite youtube comment string of all time.
I woke up my cat laughing at this
Wolves fighting for dominance as a “thing” came from observation of captive packs. Observation of genuinely wild packs has revealed that it is not, in fact, a “thing.”
Y’hear that, ya dumbass modern werewolf writers?
hear that, self-styled “alpha males”?
They weren’t even captive packs, they were a bunch of unrelated wolves shoved together in too-small a space.
it looks like an eyepatch for your dick. im gonna buy one and name my penis big boss