crowbarwolf:

I shall uphold my sacred oath to protect this realm as its gatekeeper. If your return threatens the safety of Asgard, my gate will remain shut and you will be left to perish.

thediluteddreams:

flagrantnonsense:

Hey kids wanna buy some drugs

Welcome to Florida

thediluteddreams:

flagrantnonsense:

Hey kids wanna buy some drugs

Welcome to Florida

eeveez:

does anyone else sort of get a lesbian vibe from ellen degeneres?

lockedin221b:


epilos303:

pleasantly-stranger:

queendependency:

That one on the far right is the TURDIS 

THE TURDIS

#Doctor poo in the turdis

Timelord Urinal & Refuse Disposal In Space

lockedin221b:

epilos303:

pleasantly-stranger:

queendependency:

That one on the far right is the TURDIS 

THE TURDIS

#Doctor poo in the turdis

Timelord Urinal & Refuse Disposal In Space

licensetocannibalize:

mikkelsenning:

madnizilla:

DID YOU JUST

WHY U DO

any excuse to reblog this photo again tbh

licensetocannibalize:

mikkelsenning:

madnizilla:

DID YOU JUST

WHY U DO

any excuse to reblog this photo again tbh

familiaralien:

remember-pants-terezi:

AnalThrasher69 is a good person

This is literally my favourite youtube comment string of all time.

familiaralien:

remember-pants-terezi:

AnalThrasher69 is a good person

This is literally my favourite youtube comment string of all time.

thebananalordofcannibals:

I woke up my cat laughing at this

thebananalordofcannibals:

I woke up my cat laughing at this

madmaudlingoes:

jethroq:

pterobat:

naamahdarling:

did-you-kno:

Source

Wolves fighting for dominance as a “thing” came from observation of captive packs.  Observation of genuinely wild packs has revealed that it is not, in fact, a “thing.”

Y’hear that, ya dumbass modern werewolf writers?

hear that, self-styled “alpha males”?

They weren’t even captive packs, they were a bunch of unrelated wolves shoved together in too-small a space.

madmaudlingoes:

jethroq:

pterobat:

naamahdarling:

did-you-kno:

Source

Wolves fighting for dominance as a “thing” came from observation of captive packs.  Observation of genuinely wild packs has revealed that it is not, in fact, a “thing.”

Y’hear that, ya dumbass modern werewolf writers?

hear that, self-styled “alpha males”?

They weren’t even captive packs, they were a bunch of unrelated wolves shoved together in too-small a space.

themayoofcantown:

disco-garudyne:

hkddssofi9we04o9tw9t23r9od-0s:

what

it looks like an eyepatch for your dick. im gonna buy one and name my penis big boss

dickolas fury

themayoofcantown:

disco-garudyne:

hkddssofi9we04o9tw9t23r9od-0s:

what

it looks like an eyepatch for your dick. im gonna buy one and name my penis big boss

dickolas fury

"wake up we gotta go"
me: 
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